Puns for Halloween are the best kind of funny and scary puns. This amazing list of puns will boo-st your enjoyment of the spookiest time of year.
Check out these following amazing collection of really horror and scary Puns to share among your friends or use them as Halloween instagram captions.
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- Why do skeleton’s make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.
- “Fa-boo-lous!”
- “I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.” — Unknown
- “You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.” — Unknown
- “Creep it real.” — Unknown
- What do demons have for breakfast? Devilled eggs.
- “Life is gourd.”
- “Witch, please.”
- “Eat, drink, & be scary.” — Unknown
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- Why do ghouls love to hang out with demons? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- “Shake your boo-ty!”
- “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
- “I’m all wrapped up in you.” — Don Gibson
- What should you eat at a baseball game on Halloween? A frankenfurter.
- “Trick or tequila.”
- What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webbed.
- “You’re just my (blood) type.”
- “The ghostess with the mostest.”
- “I have an account at the blood bank.”
- “Basic witch.” — Unknown
- What do little ghouls and boys study in algegra? Pumpkin-pi.
- “Witch better have my candy.”
- What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
- What kind of wine do skeletons like? Anything with a full body.
- What is the skeleton’s funniest bone? Its humerus.
- “Hallow-queen.”
- “You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.”
- What did the ghost bring his ghost girlfriend? A booquet.
- “You’re just my (blood) type.” — Unknown
- “You are unBOOlievable.” — Unknown
- Why should you always trust a mummy with your secrets? They can keep anything under wraps.
- “Boo-yah!”
- “I’m here for the boos.” — Unknown
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