This hilarious list of Good knock knock joke will brighten just about anyone’s day. Their predictability, their simplicity, their punny nature … there’s plenty to love about them.
Here is list of funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock.Who’s there? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock Who’s there? Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Sheesh, I know these jokes are corny, but you don’t have to cry about it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
Knock Knock Who’s there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or what?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock Who’s there? Candice! Candice Who? Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans, you pay for ‘em.
Funny Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through window.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
Knock, knock. Who’s There? Imma. Imma Who? Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tight.
Knock Knock Who’s there? India! India who? What’s it gonna take to get India pants.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin the piggy bank again. – Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq? Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome. Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice Cream Soda. Ice Cream Soda who? Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock, knock. Who’s There? Impatient cow.nImpatient cow wh-? Mooooo!
Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? .Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!
Will you remember me in 2 minutes? Yes. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hey, you didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
Knock Knock Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore! Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
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