Jokes With Knock Knock

Jokes With Knock Knock

Punny Knock Knock jokes has alaways been funny thing to tell during difficult times.

Even while adults can’t help but enjoy them, these jokes are made up of innocent setups and playful wordplay that are especially fun for kids.

So, whether you’re looking for an excuse to get some laughs at a family gathering or your child’s next school social, look no further than this list of hilarious Jokes With Knock Knock.

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno I love you right?

Knock knock Who’s there Love! Love who? Love this dick.

Knock knock Who’s there I love! I love who? Awwww I love you to.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith! Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tight.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? King Tut. King Tut who? King Tut-key fried chicken!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhino!  Rhino who? Rhino every knock knock joke there is!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe!  Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.

Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Jokes With Knock Knock
Jokes With Knock Knock

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock, knock Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock knock Who’s there Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!

Knock, knock Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Juan! Juan who? The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke

Knock knock Who’s there Bangkok! Bangkok who? Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you.

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