Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick Up Lines to Use on Men You Like

There are very selective dirty pick up lines or conversation starters that you can use on men, and you will unquestionably need to recognize what some of them are. Most of people will tell you that lot of pick up lines are too chessy and they dont work but the fact is there are quite few that really works .

You need to choose and be selctive about the best pick uo line for a guys if you really want to get a guy you like into the mood. Have a look at these personally selected dirty pick up lines when you are trying to seal the deal with a guy you have crush on.

While the facts confirm that some conversation starters or pick up lines can be more effective than others, you still should keep some lines ready for a guy you have cursh on. Nowadays most of the women are utilized filthy dirty pick up lines to catch guys attention and bring them into their bodrroms. In the event that there is a sure person that you need to lure, these lines will have exactly the intended effect. You will need to remember that it’s important to break out these lines at the perfect time with the goal that they are as successful as could be allowed. Now and again a filthy dirty conversation starter or dirty pick up lines can be the most ideal approach to tell a person that you are interested in him explicitly – and can lead to an amazing dirty sex talk.

The following pick up lines can help you get to the guy you want so you can stop fantasizing about him and make your fantasies a reality, especially when it comes to the bedroom.

Following are 237 Dirty Pick Up Line:

You are most definitely on my to-do list tonight.

Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them…

Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.

Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons.

Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

Dirty Pick Up Lines to say to him
Dirty Pick Up Lines to say to him

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet. 

Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to stuff my pussy anyway?

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.

Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.

Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this dick.

Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

Are you related to Dracula? Because you looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.

Are you tired? No? How about we hop into bed and change that?

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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.

Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me.

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Do these feel real to you?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Do you go to church often? Because you’re gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.

Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.

Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?

Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.

Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.

Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Girl are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.

Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

Hi, I’m a burglar… and I’m going to smash your back door in.

Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I am a little wasted, but this condom doesn’t have to be. Want to have some fun?

I am quitting smoking and need a new oral fixation to focus on. You will be able to help me out?

I bet your nipples are pink. Mind if I take a look?

I can make you melt in my mouth, or in my hands if you’d like.

I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna fuck at least once.

I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?

I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy?

I hear sex is a killer. Want to die happy together?

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

I hope you’re a plumber, because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

I just popped a Viagra. So we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

I just want to warn you that the second we’re alone, every piece of your clothing is getting torn off.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

I know why they call it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood right now.

I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed.

I like my men like I like my coffee, strong but sweet.

I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

I mean we are both going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

I think my allergies are acting up. Because every time your around my dick swells up.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.

I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

I was feeling a little bit off today, but you have definitely turned me on.

I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long.

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.

I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I’m a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

I’m a mindreader and yes I will sleep with you.

I’m a zombie, can I eat you out? Dirty Pick Up Lines

I’m an adventurer and I want to explore your cave.

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I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

I’m no horse, but I wouldn’t mind if you rode me.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match. Dirty Pick Up Lines

I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you handle my package?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If I was your teacher I’d give you the D.

If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant. Dirty Pick Up Lines

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

Is it hot in here or it just you?

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I am definitely trying to tap that.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.

Is your name Dora? Because I’ll let you explore this dick. – Dirty Pick Up Lines

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Just breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.

Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Let’s get out of here and see how loud both of us can scream tonight!

Let’s get out of this place and into my bed.

Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Let’s only allow latex to get between our love. Dirty Pick Up Lines

Let’s play a game. The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

Let’s play house. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.

My bed is broken, how about I sleep in yours tonight?

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My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

My couch pulls out but I don’t.

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

My hands are so cold. Is there any chance that you could put them down your pants to warm them up a bit?

My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties? Oh you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.

Nice package, let me help you unwrap that.

Nice package, let me unwrap that!

One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

Smile if you’d like to see me naked tonight.

So what’s your name again? I just need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight.

So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch penis, but I’d never shortchange myself like that.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.

That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Those are some nice pants you have there! Mind if I test the zipper?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Those pants look great on you, but they’d look even better if they were on my bedroom floor.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

Wanna come back to my place and watch some porn on my flat screen?

Want a job? It blows.

Want to go halves on a baby?

Want to save water by showering together?

Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

You can call me cake, because I’ll go straight to your ass.

You deserve to be a winner, so don’t be a loser by losing the opportunity to sleep with me.

You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me. Filthy Dirty Pick Up Lines

You look familiar. Have we had sex before? Well, we definitely should.

You look like you are a very hard worker. I may have an opening you can fill.

You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.

You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

You remind me of a light switch, because I really want to turn you on.

You remind me of my pinky toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.

You’re so hot you melt the underwire in my bra.

Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?

Your belt looks very tight, let me go ahead and loosen it up for you.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.

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